It's My Middle Name: Archive

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I am so angry right now. My ex girlfriend blocked me on fucking facebook. FOR NO REASON. We don’t talk and haven’t since she broke up with me a few months ago but decides to block me now? And I know she internet stalks me because she admitted to it the last time we dated. So you get to internet stalk me all you fucking want but I can’t look at your stupid fucking facebook from...

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letawarner asked: Ha, ha, Jessie you are right. I'm gonna follow you and I will try not to be shocked and even if I am that wouldn't be a bad thing would it??

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“If you abandon a band as soon as other people like them, then you don’t love...”

– Jack White (via itsallimagination)

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Jack White is the Willy Wonka of records.

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So I didn’t have money to buy jack white tickets at roseland ballroom when they went on sale and they sold out. The resale tickets are like 200 a piece which is way way way out of my price range. Now I’m listening to the white stripes and moping.

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I just followed my aunt on tumblr and then realized that she will probably look at my tumblr when she gets the notice and now I want to go back and delete all my inappropriate posts.

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So I have something to say that I probably...

So I haven’t been able to find my vibrator for like months. I thought to myself I couldn’t have lost it because I mean it has never left my house since I brought it home from babeland. (I know I’m referring to my vibrator as if I adopted a child or dog). I’m kind of messy and forgetful so I just thought I probably put it somewhere and forgot. Then I realized I hadn’t...

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1991 / concert banter.

Hole fan in the crowd: You're beautiful!!!
Courtney: Oh my god, I can't believe you're saying that, do you know how many zits I have right now?
Fan: ...5?
Courtney: I'm menstruating!

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everysexblognamewastaken: When Lana Del Ray says James Dean in that song in my mind I pretend she is talking about james deen.

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If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...

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jessicathinks: If I win the lottery I’m moving vidcon to my new yacht. It will last at least a week and it will basically consist of @mikeflazone and @meghantonjes being awesome and a little touching between me and @jessiejolly. The Shaytards can come and hang so my kids will have other kids to play with. @thecherrydollface can do our hair and makeup every day, and I guess I will invite the...

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Wait can I only track 5 thinks on my tumblr?

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I had a dream involving youtubers last night but I can’t remember who was in it. It was also a sex dream.

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semicolson: thewalruswasdave: ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow. WOW. WOW. Wow. Wow. wow. This guy has some hate in his heart WHOA

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harleyscounterpart asked: Looking for Sorry I couldn't fit all of that in the answer box.

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