This will never get old.
I’m not beautiful, I don’t care. One thing women don’t know is that you don’t...– Courtney Love (via nirvana-hole)
sambamkablaam asked: Every time I hear The Wanted, all I can think about is you punching 13 year-olds in the face and stealing their concert tickets. Also I apologize if you got excited when you saw you had a message because you thought it would be a picture of boobs. No boobs :(
queenrickon: if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
If you want to leave pictures of your boobs in my ask you can. If you are over the age of eighteen. No underage boobies.
I wish women would text me pictures of their boobs.
You know when you just wish that you hadn’t pressed the send button on the email? Hello family shit storm it’s been a while but you are back with a vengeance.
If I drank a gallon of water right now it still wouldn’t be enough.
Does anyone have an ac wall unit they want to give me?
If you’re looking for new awesome music to listen to you should check out ports of Spain. They are chock full of awesome Ports Of Spain
I really wish I had the money to get tattood right now.
laugh-all-night: i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
directioners5ever: Soundtrack of the fandom ...
adamusprime: it creeps me out when someone looks at a kid and says “they’ll be hot when they’re older” but i don’t think it would if the person in charge of casting the harry potter movies said it because they were spot-on
fuckyeahrobertborden: Do you ever just sit around sometimes and wonder how many of your teachers have taken it in the butt?
I had a PTSD type night terror/nightmare when I took a nap at my friends house today. There were some people over because it’s just that kind of house and I don’t really know anyone but my friend. Needless to say I was incredibly embarrassed.
nerds with friends: the tumblr story
Aislinn has finally gotten me to like brand new. Well played Aislinn well played.
Just cracked the back of my phone again. Seriously what the fucking fuck is my problem?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT BUTTON– me with every theme (via katnissevedeen)
If this business with Harry punching a pap and going to jail is true I hope to god he puts his mugshot as his twitter picture. I know it won’t happen but a girl can dream.