June 2012
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This will never get old.
I’m not beautiful, I don’t care. One thing women don’t know is that you don’t...
– Courtney Love (via nirvana-hole)
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sambamkablaam asked: Every time I hear The Wanted, all I can think about is you punching 13 year-olds in the face and stealing their concert tickets. Also I apologize if you got excited when you saw you had a message because you thought it would be a picture of boobs. No boobs :(
May 2012
queenrickon:
if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
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If you want to leave pictures of your boobs in my ask you can. If you are over the age of eighteen. No underage boobies.
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I wish women would text me pictures of their boobs.
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You know when you just wish that you hadn’t pressed the send button on the email? Hello family shit storm it’s been a while but you are back with a vengeance.
If I drank a gallon of water right now it still wouldn’t be enough.
Does anyone have an ac wall unit they want to give me?
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If you’re looking for new awesome music to listen to you should check out ports of Spain. They are chock full of awesome Ports Of Spain
I really wish I had the money to get tattood right now.
laugh-all-night:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
adamusprime:
it creeps me out when someone looks at a kid and says “they’ll be hot when they’re older”
but i don’t think it would if the person in charge of casting the harry potter movies said it
because they were spot-on
fuckyeahrobertborden:
Do you ever just sit around sometimes and wonder how many of your teachers have taken it in the butt?
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I had a PTSD type night terror/nightmare when I took a nap at my friends house today. There were some people over because it’s just that kind of house and I don’t really know anyone but my friend. Needless to say I was incredibly embarrassed.
nerds with friends: the tumblr story
Aislinn has finally gotten me to like brand new. Well played Aislinn well played.
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Just cracked the back of my phone again. Seriously what the fucking fuck is my problem?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT BUTTON
– me with every theme (via katnissevedeen)
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If this business with Harry punching a pap and going to jail is true I hope to god he puts his mugshot as his twitter picture. I know it won’t happen but a girl can dream.