August 2012
started reading a fanfic, first line was a lyric...
itshayleyyouwhore:
NO THANKYOU.
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the hills are alive with the sound of music
tendermoms:
i have a crush on having a crush on people
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mastaofsass:
I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set.
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itshayleyyouwhore asked: lastnight i dreamt that i was in fiji by myself on the beach and then you walked up to me and was like "omg, gurrrl come have some tequila i have been looking for you ALL DAY" so naturally i did, then we just did all this random stuff around the island INCLUDING getting our hair permed by a man with an octopus as a hat. It was fucking insane. I hope i am a prophet and this will happen. ...
troyyy:
Whenever it rains, if you listen real closely, you can hear come clean by hillary duff faintly playing
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rayshippouuchiha:
karatam:
justbent:
don’t forget to register to vote because if not mitt romney
this sounds like the tagline for a horror movie
it is
tendermoms:
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tendermoms:
pls don’t forget to register to vote (and then vote) if you’re qualified… ppllllleease…
English teacher's first-day questionnair: What's your favorite thing to write?
Me: gay smut
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tendermoms:
i have a phobia of setting my skype status to “online”
“You will never look like girls in magazines. Girls in magazines don’t look like...”
– Meghan Tonjes (via traduction-infidele)
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tojupiter:
There are actually t-shirts that say “Courtney Killed Kurt.”
If I ever see someone wearing one, I’ll throw eggs at them and punch ‘em in the mouth.
derpinnism:
Do you ever leave the house feeling like
Then half way through the day realise you just look like
tendermoms:
alexis bledel is the prettiest thing
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flynnizard:
was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
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haventhadenough:
i didn’t choose the antisocial computer addicted life, the antisocial computer addicted life chose me.
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fightfortheuser:
jessiejolly:
About to make a grilled cheese with goat cheese, pepper jack, and avocado.
It was beautiful. It was beautiful and it was so beautiful that I had to devour it so now it’s being beautiful in my stomach.
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About to make a grilled cheese with goat cheese, pepper jack, and avocado.
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“I’m always listening and watching.. my ear is like a boom mike. And judging,...”
– Kathy Griffin (via funnyfemales)
random-inspired:
darrenstummy:
i have the urge everyday to just stand up in the middle of dinner and scream ‘I READ GAY PORN OKAY THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY SECRETS OUT DINNER WAS DELICIOUS MAY I BE EXCUSED’
ALRIGHT SO I DID THIS AT MY FAMILY VACATION AND THEY ALL LOOKED ME IN THE EYES AND SAID IN UNISON (FUCKING UNISON),
“We know.”
AND THEN WENT BACK TO EATING THEIR...
richwhitelesbian:
8yrs:
there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time
aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
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me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
me: harry potter
friends: shut up
